| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
|---|---|
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
I want to go back to the best place to ever happened to me. I never knew I could become so attached to one place - a place that has made every aspect of my life brighter. Duke University, I miss you, but we will dance again in August. <3
And I will tell the night,
Whisper, “Lose your sight,”
But I can’t move the mountains for you.
Tishmel (via nothingtopour)
2 weeks ago - 
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4 classes. 3 essays. 1 revision. 1 oral exam. 2 finals. All that stands between me and the end of my first year of college. Time flies when you attend the college of your dreams.
(Source: youjustyou, via squirrelsloveflying)
(via this--too--shall--pass)
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